LOCAL SLICK TALKER PULLS OFF DAZZLING HEIST|MAJOR PAYDAY!

Well folks, you ain't gonna believe this! Our very own smooth-talking thief just pulled off a heist so slick, it's got the whole town gossiping. He/She hit the bank clean, making off with a king's ransom. The sheriff are hot on his trail, but so far, this charmer has managed to slip through their fingers. Word on the street is that he/she might be